(M/N: I’ve not really been using Alice lately so I thought, especially because I’m going to be getting busy for university and other things, I might as well make a note to tell people that I won’t be on any longer, haha. I wanted to RP Alice much more and make him a very realistic and IC Alice but actually I’ll have to leave you guys with a sub-par Alice, haha. ;;;
” Ritsu, I need you— “
“ Sexually. “
“There is a secret I need to tell you.”
"That’s right…! What of it?"
Alice feeling much happier now that he’s discovered something to tease Yumerou back with. Confidence restored.
definitely-alice said: "Trying on women’s lingerie, eh."
"AH—" He had no excuses what-so-ever. "It was only a few times…!"
"Only a few times, eh."
yumerou said: “Ara ara… You find me attractive? How flattering, Mr. Alice~”
"Shut up, I had to choose someone."
gunsandmadness said: Oh, I’m handsome am I? thank you for the compliment~
Alice is just going to ignore the Hatter forever now.
Want && Past time.
"I’m glad you asked! I’ve been meaning to arrange some sort of meet-date with you. First! I think I’d ask you to dance. I like dancing and I think you look like you’d be a good dancer. Then, secondly, I’d like to sweep you off your feet and take you somewhere nice. Physically lift you up into my arms. I’m pretty strong, you know." And thirdly, Alice feels that he’d like to apologise for their first encounter. He’s aware he upset Tiæn and the unresolved memory makes him uncomfortable. Maybe he’d do this first and the other two afterwards though.
"Don’t ask embarrassing things! I-I read the crappy romance novels that Hatter has, but only because I have nothing else to do! And then, well, I tried writing some stuff on his typewriter but it was so terrible I threw it away… And I’ve been trying to make some hats on my own, with the materials he has, but don’t tell anyone this! And I only did it because I was bored!" So defensive. His ears have gone red.
Blab, mwah, similar~
"It turns out I’m not the real Alice, I’m also not a real person, and I’m not even twenty like I thought! Haha! Aren’t I a real winner?"
"Miss Tiæn, ah, maybe the first Alice, like on the cheek, and Hatter? Uh, no, wait, not Hatter—-"
"—-I wasn’t done answering the last question! I only know two women and one of them shot me! I don’t even like men! The Hatter is sort of handsome but I’m never going to tell him that, oh, the Cheshire—-"
Calming down a little, bluster dying down a little to reveal some true feelings. “—-he’s actually kind of nice. He’s not such a bad guy. I mean, I like him at least. A-and then, I suppose there’s you or the Queen, I guess I’ll pick you because—- but I don’t even like men!”
Stop, you’re destroying Alice’s precious illusions. Shhh.
"First, I’d slip my hand into my pocket, you know, to get a hold of my gun but not being too noticeable since it’s sort of rude to show that you’re thinking about shooting someone. Secondly, I’d ask who you were, and then third, I’d ask why the hell you’re in my goddamn house."
» I Must Confess in Threes
Blab: Three secrets I'm keeping.
Mwah: Three people I'd like to kiss.
Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.
Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive
Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered.
Doing: Three habits that I have.
Psst: Three things that I've always wanted to tell you.
Shh: Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know
Dream: Three wishes I have.
Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.